Pete Hegseth Struggles to Unlock Phone With Breathalyzer

Phone Security Woes

U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth found himself in a frustrating situation as he attempted to unlock his phone by blowing into a Breathalyzer. Expressing annoyance at the added security measure, Hegseth sought help from his deputy defense secretary.

Desperate Measures

Hegseth, visibly irritated, asked his subordinate to blow into the device for him, citing that his own attempts were unsuccessful possibly due to using mouthwash earlier. The urgency of the situation was underscored by Hegseth's need to send important war plans.

Unconventional Phone Unlocking

As the Defense Secretary struggled with the Breathalyzer, sources later confirmed that he resorted to taking a break and was found sleeping it off in a SCIF, highlighting the unusual lengths one may go to in navigating modern phone security protocols.

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By: The Onion Staff
Title: Pete Hegseth Struggles to Unlock Phone With Breathalyzer
Sourced From: theonion.com/pete-hegseth-blows-into-breathalyzer-to-unlock-phone/
Published Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2025 14:38:16 +0000