Local Husband Thinks Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better

Well-Meaning Gesture Falls Short

In a well-meaning but ultimately futile attempt at emotional support, Chuck Fineman, a local husband, was thinking "Maybe hot dog will make wife feel better," sources confirmed. Despite his efforts, Fineman was no closer to fixing things.

Unlikely Fix

Chuck Fineman reportedly thought to himself, "Hot dog tastes good, and wife likes things that taste good," as he put together a plan to offer his spouse a hot dog. However, this gesture had no measurable positive effect on her whatsoever.

New Strategy in the Works

At press time, an undeterred Fineman was said to be devising a new strategy after remembering that "wife likes hamburger, too." It seems he's determined to find a way to cheer up his wife.

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By: The Onion Staff
Title: Local Husband Thinks Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better
Sourced From: theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
Published Date: Fri, 28 Feb 2025 15:57:36 +0000