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Subway Showdown: Switchblade vs. Penis

Subway Showdown: Switchblade vs. Penis

September 6, 2024 By Peter Leave a Comment

Standoff Underground

In a tense scene on a Chicago subway, a switchblade-wielding rider faced off against a penis-wielding rider, causing panic among commuters. Witness Gary Sanborn described the standoff as a brewing confrontation that escalated quickly, with passengers trying to distance themselves from the unfolding drama.

Clashing Weapons

As the two riders locked eyes, tension filled the subway car as they circled each other, brandishing their weapons in a show of aggression. The standoff reached a breaking point when one of them made contact with the other, sparking a physical scuffle that prompted authorities to intervene.

Subdued Before Disaster

Luckily, before the situation could escalate further, authorities were able to subdue the combative pair. Witness Sanborn noted that the confrontation was intense, but thankfully, no harm was done before the authorities intervened.

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By: The Onion Staff
Title: Subway Showdown: Switchblade vs. Penis
Sourced From: theonion.com/switchblade-wielding-subway-rider-locked-in-standoff-with-penis-wielding-subway-rider/
Published Date: Thu, 05 Sep 2024 13:18:04 +0000

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